queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

pivoslyakova:

Detail at Christian Lacroix | Haute Couture, Spring 2006.

pivoslyakova:

Detail at Christian Lacroix | Haute Couture, Spring 2006.

joachimmurat:

I still find it the funniest thing that the French nobles were scandalized when Louis XVI *didn’t* take an official mistress or sleep around, as French kings were expected to in the 17th and 18th centuries.

He’s just like “but I love my wife” meanwhile the court at Versailles is all “what the fuck is this monogamy bullshit”.

(Source: fy-ellenpage)

The Great Gatsby(2013) dir. Baz Lurhmann

“I’ve got a man in England who buys me clothes. He sends over a selection of things at the beginning of each season, spring and fall.”

He took out a pile of shirts and began throwing them, one by one, before us, shirts of sheer linen and thick silk and fine flannel, which lost their folds as they fell and covered the table in many-colored disarray. While we admired he brought more and the soft rich heap mounted higher — shirts with stripes and scrolls and plaids in coral and apple-green and lavender and faint orange, and monograms of Indian blue. Suddenly, with a strained sound, Daisy bent her head into the shirts and began to cry stormily.

“They’re such beautiful shirts,” she sobbed, her voice muffled in the thick folds. “It makes me sad because I’ve never seen such — such beautiful shirts before.”

(Source: cinemove)

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

iguanamouth:

she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up

monicatramos:

The remaining paintings from my solo show are available online now! You can also get a show poster as well. http://monicaramos.tictail.com/ xxx

monicatramos:

The remaining paintings from my solo show are available online now! You can also get a show poster as well. http://monicaramos.tictail.com/ xxx

(Source: color-fulhair)

ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

(Source: queerodactyl)

solomonfletcher:

a big stupid idiot crush

solomonfletcher:

a big stupid idiot crush